Be gay do crime merch

Squirrels are great at mischief, so what better critter to pair with this message?

Well, this is embarrassing…

Live your best gay life, and do crime. What more needs to be said? This design was hand drawn, transferred to linoleum, carved into the lino block, hand printed onto paper, digitized from a photo of that print, burned onto a screen, and then screenprinted onto shirts - all by us at home!

So far we're too small of a shop to stock a large inventory - so most likely your shirt will be added to our weekly wholesale order placed on Mondays and printed gay days later. Please expect weeks before your shirt ships, though if your timing is lucky we'll get it out crime quicker than that.

They're unisex sizing, and are available from size XS to 4XL, and come in this heathered light ash color. See the last photo for a size chart. Clothing: We'll accept returns merch unworn, like-new items within 30 days from when you received the item. Customers are responsible for return shipping. If you're dissatisfied with the quality of your purchase for some reason, please send us a message through our Contact Form, describe the issue with your item, include photos of the issue, and let us know what your ideal resolution would be.

If we have your requested size and style of shirt in stock, it'll ship within business days! But more often than not, we'll be adding your item to a list for our next wholesale order, and will print each shirt as requested. We're not rich enough yet to have a bunch of blank shirts on hand all the time!

With that in mind, please expect weeks for your shirt to ship. Be Ungovernable Postcard. Eat the Rich Postcard. Happy Hibernating Postcard. Remember the Dead Postcard. Screaming at the Moon Postcard. Raccoon Bonfire Postcard. Bat Glow in the Dark Sticker. Fairy Rat Sticker. Beautiful Crow Sticker. Just A Baby Possum Sticker.

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